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I suppose the others are doing what I am doing now, except perhaps they do it verbally, or in their heads.
For me, I am more ‘’lethal’’ – I write about them and spread the word, ha ha.
At the 24 hour
portineria (concierge/ reception), there are a few people on duty, working in shifts. The one I like best is Patrizia. She is jovial, bubbly and has a hearty chuckle. She is the one making funny gestures to express how hot the weather is. Two days ago, she placed a chair smack in the middle of the entrance landing, so she could slouch on it, because it was ‘’soooo hot!’’
There is a bald guy called Marco. He is the one I dislike. The first week we were here, he came to the room where the TV is located and shouted, ‘’this is for TV, not for working’’, knowing very well (and we stressed that to him), that this room is where the internet connection is decently acceptable.
At times when we returned from school and wanted to retrieve our key from him (yes, we have to leave behind our key when we are out) he would make facetious jokes and say ‘’why must I give it to you’’. Once he pretended not to understand me and when I repeated the request, he gave it to me in slow motion, after peering real hard into my face like a clown.
Yesterday, he told me that he could not give it to me. I did not bother to joke with him, not even smile. He explained, ‘’I can’t give you # 17, I only have 17A’’. He was trying to be funny. Every one knows there is only one 17, the ‘’A’’ is not important.
Then there is one lady who is usually grouchy and grumbles to herself. I had the misfortune of having her sign me in when I arrived on Sunday. She was far from informative or helpful. It was Patrizia who showed me around and explained a lot of things later.
Another lady whose name I did not ask is quite helpful too; so is another guy (rather cute as well) who is very cheerful and friendly. I dread Sunday evenings, it’s usually the time that Marco is on duty.
Marco was once quite pally with a girl from Beijing, who even massaged his shoulders. But yesterday, she was furious and used both Mandarin and Italian expletives complaining endlessly about him, even saying he has ‘’no respect for her’’ (?!). Apparently he had been facetious with her too, and even followed her around. Whenever she cooked, he would go to the kitchen to ask what she was cooking. I told her my experience with him and suggested perhaps he was interested in her.
It turned out that one of my roommates disliked him too and had an exchange with him last week. Everyone says that there is something wrong with him.
Then there are my teachers. The one teaching us grammar, Lucia, is pretty international and can pronounce names from most countries. Except mine. The first few times she called out ‘’Yah net’’ I didn’t know she was referring to me. You see, in Italian, there is no ‘’J’’. She seems to know quite a bit about Singapore because each time I am asked to talk about certain aspects of Singapore (it’s all part of our class oral practice) she would ask questions and ask me to confirm, eg, ‘’Singapore is one of the most advanced Asian countries, isn’t it?’’
The other teacher who gives us all sorts of ‘’maddening/ interesting texts’’ is also called Lucia. She is not popular. She did not make an effort to remember our names and always points and says, ‘’you, you sitting there, answer this question!’’.
Lately she has taken to trying to call us by name, by reading off our attendance list. But she mis pronounces any name that is not Italian. Ironically, she got my name right!
She reminds me of the stereotypical image we used to have of a teacher from her dressing to her behaviour – old spinster like, hunched and judgmental. And very defensive. We could not give any little criticism about Siena or about the Palio. She would just slam down any comment you make (yet she was the one who invited comments) and then rebut with something dismissive, with that awful ‘’old school teacher look’’.
There is a bunch of Maltese who behave like you are invisible in the same house that you live. No nods, no smiles, no
ciao even if I initiate it. They even brush past you like you are thin air. I am sure that if I gneh gneh stood in their path and not budge when they wanted to walk towards me, they would have razed me to the ground as if I didn’t exist. (That said, to be fair, there are about 2 who are not like that.) This bunch would cook up a storm every evening, hogging the kitchen. Even their breakfast every morning is a big deal.
There are 3 Chinese here who are pretty friendly to everyone. One of them – the loud one – is the gang leader and quite a show off. She is the one that had over reacted when she got mad with Marco.
One Brazilian woman initially had this permanent scowl on her face but now that we are all more familiar with each other, she smiles more. Plus, now that she knows my name she bothers to greet and chat with me. Today, she said, ‘
’Janet e il suo computer!’’ (I am known for sticking with my computer all day long after school). The other Brazilian, a guy, was initially quite reserved too but is now friendlier, especially when last Saturday he was a bit drunk and kept calling me, ‘’Janet,
ciao’’ when he saw me – you guessed it – at my computer’’. Both of them were so happy and thrilled/ surprised that my name is so simple – Janet, and not some words resembling bottles and pots clanging together (you know who I am referring to)
Ilker from Turkey also just could not understand how I could have an English name, since I am Chinese. In Turkey, it’s unheard of, he said.
My 2 roommates are from Serbia and are shopaholics and vain pots with their constant nail painting and application of make up. I try my best not to be influenced by their shopping habit but I must say they are very good at sniffing out bargains! One of them is 30 and the other is 32. When they found out I was … er… my age, they could not believe their ears and insisted I was joking. ‘’I thought you were 28 max, and that’s after you told me you are already working. If not, I would have guessed even younger!’’
Since then, once in a while they would still say, ‘’I really can’t believe you are not 28.’’ I modestly replied, ‘’maybe it’s my hair style, and very little make up’’. ‘’But no, it’s your skin, and look how firm and toned you are, and your face, no wrinkles…’’
One of them even asked, ‘’what cream do you use?’’ She is chopstick skinny but kept saying I am very slim, and that I have no cellulites. Yes, she is very conscious about such things, massaging herself with gadgets daily to prevent cellulites. ‘’I have a lot, but you don’t have any,’’ she always says.
Every morning I would be the first to get up, shower and get ready. (I am, after all, a kia su Singaporean!) If both have woken up by then, they would be looking at me with great curiosity as I get dressed or prepare to go out. ‘’That’s a nice dress/ blouse,’’ they would often comment. (No, they are not gays – they are both engaged)
There is an elderly Japanese lady who has already retired but took up Italian as a hobby. She keeps very much to herself. She is the typical Japanese, polite, organized, and pretty conscientious in her food preparation. She would even bring a white towel to the kitchen as she cooks. For breakfast, she actually brings a little manual juicer so she could have freshly squeezed fruit juice!
We have a Korean guy, Minh, who does not understand anyone and whom no one understands. Trying to converse with him requires a lot of 6th sense. Sometimes he would say ‘’no’’ or ‘’
si’’ and you would think, eureka! he understood you; but no, he totally misunderstood you, or seems to contradict what you had understood from him.
There are 2 Lebanese girls – one very quiet and the other behaving like a typical French – drama queen, in her gestures, exaggerated speech, etc (Lebanese speak French as their second language) They speak Arabic to the Egyptian girl, but the drama queen would then say, ‘’we should speak Italian and not Arabic’’. I guess that’s because the Egyptian refuses to speak (not even try) Italian. She would not even learn how to go to school or how to get back in the first week !!
The 2 Lebanese girls share their room with an obese elderly woman from Russia. She is pretty anti social and keeps to herself. She would not let the 2 girls turn on the light (not even the small ones above their individual beds) when they get home past midnight. Once there was a huge quarrel among them, that Marco had to intervene. I could hear the Russian woman shouting at the top of her lungs in very fluent Italian, while the poor Francophones struggled with limited Italian.
There is a blond girl from Finland. Very pleasant. The only thing about her is, she likes to sigh. Her greeting is always, (deep breath) and then a big sigh. In the middle of something, she would sigh again. Another of her favourite expressions is
‘’O dio’’ (O God) Either she is always very bored, or tired with life, or it’s her way of self expression. She is what I would call the ‘’nua’’ sort, soft spoken, does things in slow motion, and very indecisive. But when it comes to hanging out, she will not sigh! Maybe she is easily bored and needs to get out often, so much so that she has cut a few classes to go to other cities, or to visit Siena’s Wednesday open market.
In my class there is Efi, a pleasant girl but also a mini drama queen, in the sense that she complains a lot and exaggerates. She hates class and says the teachers are no good, she has learnt nothing and that everything is so boring. It’s not true that she has learnt nothing. If she hasn’t, how come she kept complaining that she did not know so many words in the texts?
Maybe it’s the warmth of the Mediterraneans, but she likes to throw her whole self at Ilker, who is pretty gentlemanly and tries not to touch her even if she pours herself all over him. (and I mean literally – like sitting on his lap, leaning on him and lying on his shoulder) Ilker likes to joke about men’s superiority (typical man’s viewpoint in Turkey, according to him) and Efi likes to stress that she has a very successful career, that she earns much more than many men in Greece.
Then there is So, from Cambodia, who is quite funny, until he has to talk about his country. He would harp on Pol Pot and the war, and the suffering that Cambodians went through. Not wanting to belittle the massacre, but to me it seems that he could link every thing and every phenomenon in Cambodia to Pol Pot.
So irritates Diemante, our classmate from Lithuania, to death. They live in the same residence, and he would call her in her room daily, once up to 7 times a day. Often she would not bother to pick up the phone. She is lucky to have a single room, but that also means no room mate can pick up the call for her. She once told him not to call her and he asked stupidly, ‘’are you angry’’ and when she said no, he said, ‘’I am so glad you are not!’’. Finally on Saturday at 11 pm, when she has already gone to bed, he rang her again to ask her out the next day, and she flatly refused. Come Sunday, they bumped into each other in town and he kept taking photos of her like a papparazi. He did the same during the Palio too.
In the same class there is a guy from Bosnia who talks non stop, worse than any woman. He looks, acts and dresses like a sam seng. I think he must have a very low self esteem and must create opportunities to draw attention to himself. He has a comment, facetious, or stupid, for anything and everything. The teachers seem to like him, thinking that he could speak well. However today was the last straw. Most of us were extremely annoyed with his non stop chatter, while we were trying to read our text and do our exercises; even when our teacher was trying to explain something. At one point, the teacher told him off and to get out of the class. He kept saying ‘’sorry’’ but would not leave. ‘’If you are not interested in the lesson, it’s ok to leave,’’ she kept saying. But I don’t understand why he didn’t want to leave, since during most lessons he did not bother to take notes or seems to have already known everything.
We also have a guy from Bulgaria, who has a chubby baby face. He tends to mumble and swallow his words and this annoys the class. He makes facetious remarks that no one appreciates.
I suppose I soundly really catty here in all these descriptions but heck, I am sure I am not spared their comments. I wonder what they will say about me? I can hazard a guess – ‘’she is that Chinese looking girl with an English name but could not speak Mandarin very well. She does not talk much, but sticks with her Blackberry the minute she wakes up and then with her laptop the minute she returns from school. She has a very boring diet – she eats only bread and salads and fruits. Either she is on a permanent diet, can’t afford anything else, or she just does not know how to prepare anything else!’’
Should I defend myself? Well, maybe for the Blackberry and laptop bit: can I help it if my boss sends me emails everyday asking questions, telling me to do this and that, despite it being my legitimate annual leave? Efi my Mediterranean friend from Greece has the typical Mediterranean response for me, telling me to tell my boss, colleagues and even customers: ‘’if I am not around, too bad, I am not around; I’ll attend to your queries when I am back. Come back again when I return!’’ (Apparently she tells her patients that at her dental clinic!) Ilker my friend from Turkey, a civil servant, says something similar, ‘’when I am here, I turn off my mobile and use an Italian SIM!’’ Maybe I should try this one day. Sure, I won’t be fired, but there will be other consequences too complicated to elaborate here.
I guess, no matter what we like to say - about it being a small world, and how international some of us are, or how a common language unites us – nothing can change how each culture thinks and works.
A Singaporean will always be a workaholic, a European will always know how to enjoy life first.